Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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