I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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