Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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