Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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