yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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