I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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