New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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