Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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