Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize