I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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