How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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