These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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