you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
there is puke in my bra ... again
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