How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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