I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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