we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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