That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
