Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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