she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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