i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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