Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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