She said her name was "party"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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