She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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