Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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