i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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