Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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