READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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