so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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