Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Randomize
