Whoa Z and x make the same sound
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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