I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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