how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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