you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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