idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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