thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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