Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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