think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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