The maid of honor just puked.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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