Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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