You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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