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dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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