ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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