And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Randomize
