All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
God, I missed his penis.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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