Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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