YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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