Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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