Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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