I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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