I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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