can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I enjoy the company of your penis
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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