They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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