I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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