How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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