This girl is more easily done than said...
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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