i permit you to call me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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