He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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